Dead Confederate
Dead Confederate: Chicks With Fists (00:42)
Unless you're dating an American Gladiator, it's never alright to admit your girlfriend kicked your ass, even if it inspired you musically.
Dead Confederate: Southern Rock 2.0 (00:38)
Dead Confederate, My Morning Jacket, and Band of Horses are redefining southern rock, which is a good thing, since we're starting to get sick of those goddamn Lynyrd Skynyrd infomercials.
This clip is brought to you by the crisp, refreshing letters P, B, and R, who will hopefully be sponsoring Dead Confederate in the very near future.
When you've both dated girls who have hated your music, it means either one of two things: Your standards suck or Your music really sucks.
You might be a redneck if... you and your bandmate met because of matching pick-up trucks.
Dead Confederate: Athens Party Patrol (00:27)
Rock out with your cock out at legendary Athens rock venue 40 Watt. Actually on second thought, keep your willie in your pants, public nudity is apparently against Georgia state law.
Dead Confederate appreciate the fact that their label let them roam free in the studio, like wild stallions galloping freely across the Great Plains. ...Disregard what you just read.
Dead Confederate: SXSW War Paint & Cops (00:28)
***Uncensored SXSW Moments***This clip is startling on a few levels. The Whataburger bullet points- 1)3:00 AM burger 2)post-traumatic stressed vet in war paint 3) threats that someone was going to get hanged off of the capital building 5)cop doing nothing
Not all fans appreciate fresh band saliva strewn across their face. Especially not the drunken perverts.
Dead Confederate: DC EP (00:34)
Ah, the EP. It's like the foreplay before the kinky, no-hold-barred orgy that is your full length debut.
Dead Confederate: Indie FTW (00:26)
Being indie is like going fishing - you put your best bait on the line and wait for something to bite. Then at the end of the day, you get real drunk and fall off the boat.
If you leave a Dead Confederate concert bewildered and screaming "What the fuck just happened?", then they've done their job.
The only bad thing about having the Confederate Flag tattooed on your arm is, if later on in life you join a band called Dead Union. Then that's just awkward.
Dead Confederate: Orange Crushin' on REM (00:36)
If Athens ever decided to elect a king, we're pretty sure Michael Stipe would win in a landslide.
Dead Confederate: Hulk Smash! (00:22)
How about making as much money as The Incredible Hulk on opening weekend?