The Architects

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The Architects: Mixing Burdens

You don't shit where you eat, you don't cook where you sleep and you don't date your fans. (00:17)
Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
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The Architects: Jesus Is My Homeboy

The Architects are down with God and Jesus. It's their fan clubs that have gotta go. ()
Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
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The Architects: Religious TMI

Some things are best left kept to oneself. For example, having a boil on your inner thigh or accepting Jesus as your personal savior. So unless you're the fucking dalai lama, leave The Architects out of your spiritual bullshit. (01:15)
Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
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The Architects: Burning Bush

Bring on the Armageddon--if The Architects burn, so be it. As long as the SUV-driving dildos who voted for Bush go up in flames too, it's fine. (00:56)
Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
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The Architects: Pablo Escobar

One man's hero is another man's Hitler. So let's move on. (00:43)
Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM
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The Architects: Blowing It

It's a hell of a lot easier to segway into bed from "you guys were so good it got me all wet" than "you guys sucked so hard you put my vagina to sleep." (00:22)
Published February 05, 2008 at 10:24 PM